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Monday, 13 June 2011

George Balfour's Journey

OK, so it's our first dinner back at Oxford Uni, and the boys have decided we do it at the Bulls Head in Kingsbury. Very far but we are band from a lot of other places. The theme of this dinner is to dress like entrepreneurs. I turn up there and no one is there yet, so I decided to go have a drink in the bar. I met couple of nice people there. I bought them couple drinks and we all sat down and had a chat. I found out that one of them use to work for my father, so I was just catching up on things with him. After a few rounds of drinking, Guy Bellingfield came to get me from the bar. I was tipsy at this stage. When I entered the dining room everyone was standing behind their seats, I felt a little out of place because I didn't want to feel like I was the late one but I was in a jolly good mood so it didn't matter to me. As I was about to walk to my seat I heard the landlord say PIN number. I'm sorry but I found that funny, how can you say PIN number? We just say PIN. Any ways that was the joke of my day. So after listening to a whole of rubbish from this landlord, I wasn't listening to half the stuff he was saying, we did the president's toast and a few other toasts and I also found out that Harry hired a 'prozer'. I was even more tipsy near to drunk and I was feeling hungry. We had a nice Pate, and the main course was delicious! 10 birds roast. I have never heard of it but it was delicious! OK, now things are starting to go wrong. First of all apparently there wasn't 10 birds in our roast, there was 9 birds! It didn't matter to me but it did to most of the other members. Hugo did a great speech which was a highlight for my evening, but then we found something out about James. It wasn't good, but Allistaire read out a document about James applying for a middle class bank. This was shocking for the president to be doing that behind our backs. So things are carrying on to go bad for us. The prozer that Harry hired came but didn't do what she was meant to do! I had to carry on drinking to make me feel better, now the landlord came in and starting complaining at us! How dare he after we didn't do anything wrong. Some of Riot Club members were really ticked off at this stage, but what can we do? I guess to just try and enjoy the rest of our night. We played a game of Chelsea trots, but the landlord's daughter (a pretty college girl) didn't want to play with us so we involved her in the forfeits. She refuse to kiss Guy. I was shocked of the outcome of this. Now Toby came out his Lord Riots mood and threw up, and that is when we started to do what we do for fun! Which is to destroy! So we started destroying the pub and the landlord walks in and interrupted us. He started shouting and I felt like I was going to vomit at this point, I went to the side and put my head down for a bit. I jumped up after hearing loud noises, I turned around and saw Toby beating the shit out of someone, I looked down and it was the landlord! Everyone else was just watching, I had to stop it quickly. I was so shocked, and it had to be the moment when I wasn't feeling so good.Since I was the only one who knew about first aid, I went to help the landlord on the floor while the others decide on what we going to do. The end result of this was not good! They decided to frame Allistaire! I do not know why because I didn't know how it started but I was the last person to make my decision, and I had no choice but to agree with the others.
Knock, knock, loud knocking on the door, and over the knocking was the voice saying, ''Have you got my dad in there? Let me in, if you don't let me in I will call the police''.
It was the voice of the Landlord's daughter Rachel. I was still a bit tipsy but I knew what was going on at this point, and I was scared, I was scared to see what will happen next.

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