A very queer night indeed (scene 1)

I endeavoured to sustain an optimistic demeanour, but from the word go i had a ravishing pessimistic sod dribbling in my ear (he was obviously exasperated by our conventions, but what do you expect.) Miles is somewhat voluptuously pretty, a youthful complexion that makes me slobber. I just had to take him on, though i did regret my cock-minded decision.

Miles and myself arrived fashionably late, only to realise the patriarch hadn't yet arrived. The atmosphere was somewhat flaccid (just like my apprentice's penis before i gave it a torrent of sucking and swallowing,) I contributed in deflating the tense bubble to little avail. James eventually made his entrance, though i was preoccupied with miles and his complete disregard to honour! what an ungrateful tulip. Miles and his repugnant attitude really ticked me off. During our traditional score of the national Anthem, he even decided to FUCK OFF! I WAS STUNNED, FLABBERGASTED AND MORTIFIED! Though i had to compose myself, being a dignified man of stature.